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I don’t speak French at all, but I can say “The peanut is in my belly button” in French. I think it’s good to learn absurd things in different languages. If I meet someone who barely speaks English, I love to teach them the most obtuse things, like “Eat my shorts.” In German I can say, “My father’s a bullfighter” and “I am a watermelon.” That stuff amuses me.